**NEW ACHIEVEMENT!**

You completed the longest book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series (over twenty-eight hours) in less than three days. You must either really like this story, or your own life is so depressing you’re desperate for any sort of escapism.

Rewaaarrd? The twenty-eight hours of escapism were the reward! Now get back to work, take a shower, quit ignoring your significant other … and your cat, whose food dish he can almost see the bottom of!