“You kidnapped my sister, prepare to die!”

Yay for feminism, I guess, as she’s a pot smoking, lecherous smart-mouth who gleefully kills. Instead of fair play meaning her playing down to the level of men, I’d have preferred if men were raised to the level of behaving like ladies. But, this is not that kind of book.

“It’s just a flesh wound.”

This is about sex jokes and comic book adventures, with the all of the best lines stolen from pop culture. It’s shallow, vapid, crass … and cares little about plot or character development. This is bubblegum romantas; enjoy the flavor and don’t worry about the empty calories.