Not a gamer. Still ready to riot for Carl and Princess Donut!

Do I play RPGs? Nope. Do I read anything besides romance 99% of the time? Also no. Do I obsess over this series like my life depends on it? 100000% YES!!!

Why am I emotionally attached to a man in boxer shorts and a talking cat named Donut? Why am I stressed about dungeon loot drops? Why do I care about stats?? I BARELY EVEN KNOW WHAT A STAT IS.

And let me be clear: if ANYTHING happens to Carl or Princess Donut, I will personally crawl into the dungeon myself. I will ride at dawn. I will riot. I will flip tables.

This series has no business being this chaotic, this violent, this hilarious… and yet here I am, fully obsessed like I suddenly have a gamer personality mid-perimenopause.