Neeeeeeeeew achievement: Book Six Browser. You’re looking at reviews for the sixth book in a series that fans keep reading and rereading. Maybe you’ve already developed strong opinions about whether you’re a member of the Princess Posse or the Donut Holes. Maybe you don’t yet know why your social media algorithm keeps trying to sell you tee shirts with a velociraptor and the words “MONGO NO.” Maybe you just finished The Butcher’s Masquerade and want to know what Samantha the possessed, disembodied, magical “companion” doll head can do with her mouth. Whatever the case, you’re on the precipice of buying an entertaining read. Rewaaaaaaard: the audiobook is read by Jeff Hays. Two real, live people with Facebook accounts have praised his narration by saying he’s got the Toxoplasmosis of human voices. Listening will show you why, and what he sounds like as a Cuban catgirl nun with a problematic past.