Look, just buy this and thank me later if you love quirky D&D adventures sprinkled heavily with comedy. This book is up your alley. Congratulations! You’ve found an audiobook that will change your listening expectations. Reward? There is no reward. Everything else you listen to will pale in comparison to this (like this after you buy this, lol).

Matt Dinniman, you are an amazing writer; you changed my life.

Jeff Hays, you are epic at your job. I pray if this gets a show, you get a job!