Dungeon Crawler Reader #2,432,365
(I don’t know, it’s just number)
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“God 🦫 It, Donut.” Who’s idea was it for me to read this dumpster fire.
NEW ACHIEVEMENT: You’ve read a book. Good for you. Your parents must be proud. But what did you learn from it? Nothing is as at seems. AI and Aliens rule the World (not girls.) Make sure you pee in the toilet and not on the walls, or floor. XXX tapes are inevitable. We are all puppets of the greater design. And ALWAYS save the cat.
REWARD: The ability to click the buy button for Carl’s Doomsday Scenario. Go ahead and do it. This ability is only good for 2.5 seconds after closing your book. You’ve already wasted 10 seconds reading this. I’m surprised you’re still in one piece. Quit your lollygagging and get on it. Good lord, can you make them any dumber.
I don’t know where to start. An end of the world, fight for your life, gaming experience, like no other. Is it worth 0 stars or 10 stars? Are you completely over it or are you still staring at your blank TV wondering what the HELL did you just read. I’m sure you’re going to be on either side of this spectrum. The main characters are like dumb and dumber, but smarter. A Role-Playing game with Bosses and Bugs. An AI voice over that is hilarious at his best, and just plain creepy at his worst.
If you haven’t decided to read this one. You should. It is a head shaking, knee-slapping, laugh snorting of a good time.
Don’t Delay, grab your weapons, and remember … 🔪🔪🔪