It’s a good thing inventory is unlimited in the dungeon here, otherwise the author wouldn’t be able to hold all the 5 star reviews he should be getting for this. At this point his Writing skill should be at least base 13, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was base 15. I mean, he’s just always getting better.

I do blame this book for one of my cats being mad at me though. I got them both little sailor hats to wear for when I tried to show them how to play Magic: The Gathering with me. But only one showed up at first and my one cat thought I didn’t get one for them. It’s kinda insulting, tbh.

Anyway, I listened to this book every day while waiting for the second hat to arrive. I couldn’t stop listening to it. In fact, it was so good that when the other hat DID arrive, I was so caught up in the story I didn’t notice. My cat did, though. Strike 2 against me. To make matters worse, the box was right outside the window where he likes to spend most of his time. So he was just staring at it for like 3 hours while I was lost in the auditory pleasure of this perfectly narrated masterpiece.

It would have been fine if he knew how to cast Hole like his idol, Princess Donut, but he hasn’t been able to get the hang of it. So he had to wait until I was able to muster the self discipline required to choose to stop listening to this pinnacle of recorded performance art to go run errands and stumbled on the box.

Needless to say, the fact that neither cat was able to learn to play MTG (yet) hasn’t stopped them from rocking those Dixie Cups like they’re going out of style. Went out of style? IDK. What I DO know is that even though I’m 100% straight, I would 110% let Patrick Warburton’s voice touch all the naughty places in my ears any time.

I’m saying it’s good. Buy it. Or use a credit. Whatever. I feel like there was something else I was supposed to say though…

Writing is great and really shows the how the author has grown…. yep, got it…. Sound Booth Theater is probably the greatest audio book producer in the known universe….. yeah got that too…. you should probably stop reading this ridiculous excuse for a review and just get the book already….. yyyeeepp, got that one too. Goddamit, Donut.

OH, I REMEMBER! Does anyone know where to get sunglasses for cats?