Mind numbingly boring. This book is written with the depth of thought and craft shown by a mother blowing raspberries to make a newborn giggle. If you can numb your thoughts so much that the sound of meaningless onomatopoeia will distract you from how terrible this book is… I suppose this book is for you.
No stakes, hollow characters, terrible prose, a non existent story, a fantasy world so poorly considered that i can think of no analogy scathing enough to describe it. Prepare for chapter after chapter of pointless battle where the author struggles to describe everything from location to scale, to why ypu should care. I hope you find it funny when a person repeats a bad joke over and over in the hope will get funny eventually. Becuase this author has that one joke leaking out of their business district onto every page. POW! POW! POW!
If the only thing you need in order to enjoy a book is to be periodically assured that a number is going up as you listen to a narrator describe some vauge action. Then I guess you can listen to this.